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Thanks Jesus Daily for saving me this Easter.

Thanks Jesus Daily for saving me this Easter.

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Went from having really cool plans tonight, to having none at all. This always happens.

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aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

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bathannatt asked: Do you like Jamiroquai?

olsonstuff:

Duh

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miseryofmissouri:

babushka-nipples:

stagbeetleloveit:

"Condoms don’t fit me."

Shut the fuck up. Just, shut. the. fuck. up. you ignorant shit stain.
Condoms are meant to fit PENISES. Not ANYTHING ELSE. It is designed for a human penis. There are different sized human penises. FRICTION IS A THING. ALSO ELASTICITY IS A THING. The more you stretch something out, the tighter it gets, and I wouldn’t imagine something tight on an erect penis would feel too good, infact it can make a guy go limp if he happens to be well endowed and the condom is too small.
Not all condoms are the fucking same. They are differently sized, WOW SURPRISE THERE.
ALSO CONDOMS THAT ARE TOO SMALL ARE MORE LIKELY TO BREAK.
I am sick and tired of uneducated literal retards going on about how you can fit a hand, a foot, or a car in a condom and go HURRDURR NO THIS CAN FIT YOU DEERRRRRRPPP!11!!
You know absolutely jack shit about male anatomy and if a guy has honest concerns about a condom being uncomfortable so he can perform and you laugh at him, you do not deserve sex.
Fuck you. Fuck this website. Fuck the 14 year old virgins who have no sex education reblogging this.

Penis = the earth’s atmosphereiight coolAlso, anyone who’s had to use a condom would know that if it’s too small/tight for you, it’s not just painful, it’s generally not even usable. Guess how erections work? (Hint: Blood flows into the veins in your dick and stiffens it)

miseryofmissouri:

babushka-nipples:

stagbeetleloveit:

"Condoms don’t fit me."

Shut the fuck up. Just, shut. the. fuck. up. you ignorant shit stain.

Condoms are meant to fit PENISES. Not ANYTHING ELSE. It is designed for a human penis. There are different sized human penises. FRICTION IS A THING. ALSO ELASTICITY IS A THING. The more you stretch something out, the tighter it gets, and I wouldn’t imagine something tight on an erect penis would feel too good, infact it can make a guy go limp if he happens to be well endowed and the condom is too small.

Not all condoms are the fucking same. They are differently sized, WOW SURPRISE THERE.

ALSO CONDOMS THAT ARE TOO SMALL ARE MORE LIKELY TO BREAK.

I am sick and tired of uneducated literal retards going on about how you can fit a hand, a foot, or a car in a condom and go HURRDURR NO THIS CAN FIT YOU DEERRRRRRPPP!11!!

You know absolutely jack shit about male anatomy and if a guy has honest concerns about a condom being uncomfortable so he can perform and you laugh at him, you do not deserve sex.

Fuck you. Fuck this website. Fuck the 14 year old virgins who have no sex education reblogging this.

Penis = the earth’s atmosphere

iight cool

Also, anyone who’s had to use a condom would know that if it’s too small/tight for you, it’s not just painful, it’s generally not even usable. Guess how erections work? (Hint: Blood flows into the veins in your dick and stiffens it)

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deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

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tumblr is home to the biggest collective superiority complex I’ve ever come across. Quite frankly, you all need to listen more, speak less and don’t jump to aggression/conclusions straight away.

Practice what you preach.

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meetpopsicle:

nice tapout shirt dickhead

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aminaabramovic:

please watch this from beginning to end

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So the date went really well and she’s amazing and we talked non-stop for about 6 hours and wow wow wow I hope she wants to see me again.

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delicate-cadaver:

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